Monday, 23 December 2013

Christmas letter

Dear Niece,

This is your second Christmas. Hooray!

At this early stage in your Christmas history, you may be encountering certain frustrations, like:
  1. Aiming cookies at the correct orifice. 
  2. Getting boogers all over cookies. 
  3. Not being allowed to eat the Christmas lights
  4. Occasional abandonment by PARENT GODS OF ENTIRE UNIVERSE while they enjoy mulled wine or sitting down. 
  5. Lack of spaceship and control of entire universe. 
Fear not. There are certain advantages to being the magical age of one and a bit at Christmas. For instance:
  1. Santa must do your bidding. 
  2. Mama and Papa must do your bidding.
  3. Grandma must do your bidding. 
  4. Auntie and Uncle must do your bidding.
  5. The entire universe must do your bidding, just as soon as you find your spaceship.
Happy Christmas Nichte! May the year ahead bring you fewer boogers and more presents. 




  1. What a nice aunty you are... Hope you had a lovely Christmas! :)

  2. Thank you Emma - happy New Year to you!